if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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