No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am available for nakedness
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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