You really coming over, don't trick.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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