Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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