is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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