I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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