Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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