I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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