Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
