he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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