She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's Friday. Sex?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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