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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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