My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
