i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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