Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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