So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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