Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just pee around me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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