normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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