Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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