so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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