just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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