i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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