So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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