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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.

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(571): View more from Virginia

how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well... this vagina won't eat itself

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I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand

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(916): View more from California

So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?

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