Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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