Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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