i don't like sucking hair
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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