I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
try to milk me bitch
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