Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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