I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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