Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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