Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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