My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize