So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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