So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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