there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
We smell like vodka and hangover
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