But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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