Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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