i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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