dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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