i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
high people should be assigned attendants
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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