Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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