But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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