Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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