I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
