i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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