My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
