But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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