Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I love you.
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