your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
