Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Shame is for Republicans.
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