therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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