Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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