just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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