We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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