He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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