There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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